chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 03, 2004

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 26, 2009

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 18, 2007

truth torpedo

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is

I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth

by Jubilator March 10, 2011

pulido torpedo

Rape

The “Pulido torpedo” is an act of sexual assault with a minor; to have them repeatedly say “no”, then proceeding to sodomize them until they can’t sit down

by Fahdjwnslclneksjxd May 03, 2018

Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

by ilikeboobies. April 06, 2009

Torpedo Belly

What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.

symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.

Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.

Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.

by tacopajaro April 02, 2009