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Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.
by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011
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torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.
by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009
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torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle
Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit
by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018
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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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