someone who you take emotional dump s on.
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 24, 2009
What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce March 21, 2014
Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo July 08, 2013
by Hoss91IEP January 07, 2015
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 18, 2010
While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008