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Todd Hoffman 

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
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Todd Bod 

When a grown ass man is built like a toddler. (i.e. Skinny legs, pot belly, small shoulders and arms and no pectoral muscles to speak of)
Did you see Erick? He says he's been working out, but dude is still sporting that todd bod.
Todd Bod by Testes2007 May 12, 2017

Todd yourself 

Telling a person to go out the Amanda Todd way, by drinking bleach.
Go Todd yourself you cunt
Todd yourself by X867 October 18, 2012

todd tickler 

to get your crack sweat on your finger and rub it under your unsuspecting vicitms nostrils
if george gets me with another todd tickler im gonna smack him

Todd Goodman 

1. Composer
2. lame
3. but pretty cool sometimes
4. Ginger to the MAXXX
5. The mastermind behind Ensemble Immersion
6. Very much loved by his composition students :)
Mr. Goodman is way cooler than Mr. Lauffer.

"That's like starting jingle bells on la!"-Todd Goodman

"How did a bunch of high schoolers get me a bottle of vodka?"-Todd Goodman

todd barry 

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.
todd barry by maroo September 1, 2006