a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

by Iron1984 June 23, 2021

dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017

Their determination toward shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. They can open doors to one another’s souls and show one another new ways of perceiving and feeling.
by A_love22 December 19, 2016

1. A scrawny underachieving wide receiver.
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".
1. I'm glad Todd Pinkston has been cut from the Eagles.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.
by Eagles5fan January 9, 2008

A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
by Canute January 17, 2009

A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.
by Speederx99 October 13, 2021
