When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
by TargusTargus13 June 24, 2009
When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.
1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...
2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
by tdnizzle111 May 01, 2011
Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?
I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
by DD892010 November 01, 2010
A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.
a small oven.
a small oven.
by f April 16, 2004
a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.
(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009
A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.
Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
by Let'sGetTropical July 03, 2013
A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)
by TheLittle September 03, 2010