Tom

The most amazing boy you will ever meet, funny, clever, sensitive and just all-round amazing. Tom is sensible and cute, any girl would be lucky to have him. The ocean be jealous of the blue of his eyes, the sun of his golden heart, a rainbow of his colourful soul. He is the strong black cup of coffee in a world drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love. Toms are recommended for people called: Alexa, Lex or Lexi.

Wouldn't Tom and Alexa make the cutest couple??

Tom by Lex Sorrows March 12, 2017

tom

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"
tom: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

tom by iiknow everything June 24, 2009

Tom

Not your friend.

Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O



...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.

Tom by The Anonymouse October 15, 2008

Tom

Tom is the opposite of George. It means bad, or is said when someone says something bad, or something a person(s) doesn't like.

Old Slang

Girlfriend: "Hey, that shirts real Tom."

Boyfriend: "You think so?"

Girlfriend: "Yeah, that other shirt though, that was real George."

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Guy 1: "Hey man, that album's real Tom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I agree."

Tom by The Thang February 25, 2011

TOM

A Halo/borderlands/pokemon/magic/every other game known to mankind playing person who comes into your room at odd times of the day to take food/other various forms of candy i.e. FUN DIP

a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA

the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none

There goes TOM with all our food again

TOM by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012

Tom

gayest name in the entire universe

Tom is gay

Tom by duddy121 April 26, 2011

TOM

Time Of Month

I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.

TOM by zebrasandunicorns September 14, 2015