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Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?
by Barnabeast98 August 22, 2022
mugGet the Titty in the middlemug.

titty lube

After you pull out and ejaculate on your partner's titties, she proceeds to spread it around on herself, so it's nice and slippery, thus giving an effect similar to lube. This allows you to slide your penis freely between/on/around said titties.
After my boyfriend shot his sticky load all over me, I spread that titty lube around for him to fuck my titties with ease.
by FredxSavage August 10, 2017
mugGet the titty lubemug.

Titty Tornado

Whenever you walk into a crazy party, and there are tons of girls with huge tits just flying all over the place!
Guy 1: "I was at the riots last night, and it was a fucking titty tornado!"

Guy 2: "I love titty tornadoes"
by Let's Rage Clothing June 16, 2011
mugGet the Titty Tornadomug.

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.
this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.
by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009
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titty garden

A strip club serving lots of titties along with chicken tikka masala
Singh: Bro let's go to the titty garden
Near: Bro do they have chicken tikka masala??
Singh: Of course bro!! Lots of them bro tikka tikka tikka
by KGB09 October 26, 2012
mugGet the titty gardenmug.

titty bush

when you roll up in the strip club and the stripper has chest hair
Jack: Yo bro did you see the size of dem titties?
John: No man they were covered by her titty bush :(
by titty buush August 4, 2017
mugGet the titty bushmug.

Mama Titties

When a woman's breasts enlarge due to having a child.
"Damn, Scarlett johansson's got them mama titties now!"
by Nmclark May 15, 2015
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