titanfall

The greatest game to ever hit the market. Exclusive to Xbox One, Xbox 360, and PC. Release date is March 11th, 2014 for Xbox One. I've already ordered the bundle, you should too. FIRST game that makes the One worth purchasing. Winner of over 60 awards at 2013 E3. Seriously; this is the game COD wishes it could be.

I was contemplating purchasing Microsofts' new console after seeing the launch trailer displaying an awesome game unlike anything I've ever seen before, but when I realized "Titanfall" was being pushed back to a March release for fear of being just another inclusion in the crappy Xbox One launch lineup, I decided to wait until they inevitably bundled it with the console. Now I get a $60 game worth playing for free. Xbox One is justified paying for now.

by B4BYL0NtheGREAT March 19, 2014

TI-89 titanium

A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)

This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.

Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.

(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?

Dean: No, not at all.

by dpotto November 8, 2007

titanic whore

A girl who goes down on the first date and swallows a lot of Sea Men.

guy1: I went out with your sister last night, she fellated me all night and I think she might be the one.
guy2: Get over yourself; everyone knows she's just a titanic whore.

by Spammy001 January 3, 2015

Titan

Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.

The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.

by ssage March 12, 2013

titays

when a girls has fukin huge ass boobs, instead of boobs and tis u call em', TITAYS, when a girl heres this it should be a compliment

OMG, that girls has some big ass TITAYS!!!

by ryan dillon May 31, 2004

Titanic boner

Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.

Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie

Matthew: PORN!!

Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.

Matthew: But it's so horny.

Abe: you Titanic boner.

Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?

by truth speaker December 8, 2004

Titanic Theory

An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.

Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."

White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)

The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.

by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008