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Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson
by The corsa April 21, 2022
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louis tomlinson

1/5 of one direction. Louis is the purest soul to ever exist. His debut album called walls is amazing and the vocals are great! He is so cute and good looking.
person 1 : Did you hear Louis Tomlinson’s album walls?
person 2: omg!! yes it’s so good.
by 💚💙💚💙 May 7, 2022
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louis tomlinson

he is straight up an unbelievably talented, creative person. a weird(in a good way) fella from Doncaster. used to be in One Direction, but has taken to solo career now. my favourite smol bean!
louis tomlinson wanted to be a criminal when he was growing up.
by haze_h March 5, 2023
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I listen to Louis Tomlinson

a way of identifying lesbians. when someone says they’re a fan of louis tomlinson or listen to louis, they are discreetly saying that they love boobs.
“What sort of music do you like?”
“I listen to Louis Tomlinson a lot,”

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“…do you…”
“Me too me too”
by lizzoanonbot August 24, 2021
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Timming

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.
He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.
by FATFFAT17 September 15, 2017
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timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.
I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012
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Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.
*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.
by BattleItaly March 28, 2020
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