Old Timer

A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.

“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”

by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

November 11th, National Timer Pic Day

on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.

OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...

by yuhhhhh18 November 11, 2020

Timorino

noun; a stud, always looking outstanding.

"man, look at Timorino hes lookin good"

Timorino

by Megano! February 22, 2009

Timepiece

(n) an older person who is attractive. Similar to dime piece, cougar, MILF, etc.

I brought my timepiece to the party

by justintimberlake2 February 12, 2020

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

Human Timer Effect

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.

by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008