TheStout

Is when making out with a girl, you shove her head toward your crotch unannounced for her to perform oral sex

"Hey I was hanging with Michelle lastnight and I pulled TheStout on her"

by carter55 March 7, 2012

Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak

"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"

by Spugaluga March 11, 2012

Testotserowned

When a girl hanging out in a room full of guys is dominated in conversation by their loud, rowdy, and overly masculine behavior.

Girl: "Hey, guys, what do you-"
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."

by Brohumil Fratisky August 26, 2013

testosteronista

Dominant butch lesbian

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.

by The debil November 1, 2013

testopesto

testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.

I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.

by ConformOrElse December 30, 2013

testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.

Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.

by seraphTuck July 10, 2014

testosjerome

The man of all masculinity. Stare into his eyes if you dare but beware, he carries an aura that spans 30 ft. Stepping into the radius causes instant pregnancy. He consumes super planets to replenish his muscles after lifting the Sun. Capable of deforesting the Amazon with one swing. The ultimate lumberjack. There are over 9000 shades of this grey. The rivers in his body that mortals call "veins" are filled with Jesus Juice. His name is written in ancient texts but translated as Truvese Lae.

So I was walking down the street and there was the almighty TestosJerome and I got pregnant. I'm a guy.

by Travis Le February 9, 2015