Twomp

Someone who you describe as a twat and a tramp in one word.

Oh I know that girl, she's a twomp.

by GforL January 13, 2015

Thompson

Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.

Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.

by Funny D October 9, 2011

Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

by Wes November 19, 2003

Fred Thompson

Former Senator of Tennesse. Later turned Actor for the show "Law and Order" and has starred in various roles in movies such as Die Hard 2 etc. Overall, is the next Ronald Reagan and is the savior of Republican ideals that have been going down in the toilet for the last 10 odd years. Running for President, and you should vote for him.

I'm voting for Fred Thompson, mother.
Fucking sweet son, same here.

by Someone Who Voted for Fred May 16, 2007

Thompson's Law

The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.

Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.

The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".

by Paul Ameradeus October 3, 2006

thwamper

(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.

Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?

Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!

OR

Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?

Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.

by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010

Thwamping

The sound of skin on skin contact.

Last night in bed, there was a thwamping sound.

by lolkool5 June 18, 2012