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Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not any average guy, he actually cares, and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make.
Thomas M. G. You are the love of my life. I love you so much. <3 Five ever and 3 1/2 weeks.
by Satan If You Satan, Satan. January 14, 2013
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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
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Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.
by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008
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jack thompson

The opposite of the 1st ammendment
Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?
by matisyahumcd January 15, 2008
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thomas wilson

thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.
by iufegviuqivuq March 19, 2019
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Thomas Fisher

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying
That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher
by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019
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Thomas Cooked

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
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