Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022

thirsty jack

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019

Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

thirsty firsty

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty’

Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.

by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020

Boy thirsty

A girl who is begging for a boy(s) attention. Does anything for them to notice her.

Did you see that girl? She’s so boy thirsty over Jayden.

by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 4, 2018

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011

thirsty plane

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."

by SexyBeefStroganoff March 15, 2022