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Thirsty Jersday 

Thursday night gettin drunk while watching JERSEY SHORE.
"Hey Bitch, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, either doin' Miguel or getting drunk for "Thirsty Jersday"
Thirsty Jersday by yeechopnette February 23, 2011

Thirsty Thottie 

A Ho that will take absolutely anything she can get from anyone.
Jordin is such a thirsty thottie! she'll take anything she can get.
I heard she got it in the ass four times last week!
Thirsty Thottie by Krissy7 April 26, 2014

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.
"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"
Thirsty-Drive by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Thirsty for likes

"TFL" for short. Pages on Facebook, usually run by 12-15 year olds, or people with a mindset of that age. We all see those pages that share stupid fake stories pasted to pictures of people they stole off of Google. The stories are used to get likes and shares for the page. The stories are usually things like "Oh em gee, this father got kicked out of his house by his evil wife with his child bcuz he refused to give up his child because of his disability lyke his wife wanted him to. Plz like and share to help find him a home." You'll see your friends, family, and even grandparents share this bullshit on Facebook. Other times they might bash monotheistic religions and write fake violent versus or something and put a caption like "Oh em gee, how do ppl believe in these religions when they're so violent?!?!" Again, people will share the photos all over Facebook. All their other memes consist of "relationship goalzz" (one week, middle school ones), "things a guy "wants" in a girl/things a guy "wants" in a girl." The worst is when I spread rumors like "having oral sex gives you cancer," or "if you microwave your food, the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"Betty, what happened to your microwave?"
"Virgin Radio Lebanon posted on Facebook that the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"That's just thirsty for likes prepubescent teenager hiding behind a computer making fake stories."

"Once upon a tim a gay boy was bullied at skewl, so a girl in his class dyed her hurr rainbow and wore all rainbow to skewl da nxt day 2 support him and said "I love gay ppl." Like if u cri everitim. If you don't share dis story, den you don't have a heart."

thirsty whale 

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything
"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"
thirsty whale by aidum September 17, 2003

thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price
"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."
thirsty two ouncer by gcw January 12, 2004