Boogie Board

A sexual act similar to tittie-fucking which is performed on her butt cheeks, preferably with lots of lube. Then you shoot it all over her back. It is recommended that you wear a robe afterwards.

Dude, did you boogie board that shit last night? Hell yeah, and then I put on a robe.

by Swayze October 13, 2006

Ouija board

dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.

Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...

by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

run the board

to fully control a situation

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board

by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020

Minghawks On Board

Two girls (myself and a friend) doing stupid stunts to create a film to share with friends.

Josh: Did you hear about the Minghawks On Board DVD?
Alex: Yeah! I can't wait to see it!
Josh: Same here!

by MinghawkGirl1 July 19, 2009

sandwich board

a message/ad carried by a person composed of two boards on both sides.

A crazy guy was going down the street in a sandwich board saying that the wold was going to end

by The hardest button to button February 14, 2010

Board Attack

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014