Austin

a GORGEOUS girl living with a boys name, people often mistake her as a boy when they see her name

opposite of a hoe,tramp, skank, etc.

1: hey! its austin
2: sup dude?
1: this is the GIRL austin....
2: o, my b.

by kfs2015 August 7, 2011

Austin

A douchebag that uses you for money and/ or sex and/ or comfort. Pretends like he has feelings for you, but in the end, just needs a motherly figure in his life. Very clingy and childlike. Not worth spending your time on. I wouldn't recommend an Austin in your life.

I started dating Austin, but it turns out that he wanted me to be his replacement mommy. He wanted me to cook him some pancakes just like his mommy would.

by disappointedinlife March 5, 2013

Austin

an idiot who believes they are above every one and are unbelievably egotistic, smelly, have faces that look very unappealing to small children and some elderly folk. Also a small penis is a well known trait

"dude your being sush an Austin right now"

by El chin chin April 7, 2009

Austin

The most overrated city in the United States.

Trust me, I've lived in Austin for twelve years and I can't see the appeal

by loveforlife August 14, 2008

Austin

Austin the most un-attractive male name, people with the name austin are usally assholes, and have extreamly small cocks.

jim: "Austin is such a dick, all he ever talks about is nazis and hitler and his gay butt sex fantasies with other men."
Mike: "ya, but its just becouse hes got a half inch cock."
jim:" ya i know butt hes still a fucking ass hole."

by rancidbeef54 April 16, 2009

Austin

An idiot. Likes you at first, uses you, then breaks your heart. Very moody. Indecisive. Causes you stress to the point of sickness and makes you cry at all times. The source of all your misery and hatred for the world.

Person 1: Sheesh, that guy is a huge jerk. Did you see the way he treated his girlfriend just now?

Person 2: Oh yeah, that's definitely Austin for ya.

by miserableex April 26, 2013

Austin

The worst, most unliked name in the universe. mostly homosexual. austins have a very large penis, but usually like getting the same size in the ass. someone who is really sarcastic in the meanest way ever. all austins are known to be dill holes. probably the most unattractive thing you will ever see. Also a huge douche bag.

Shit, this austin sucks dick, yet he is one.

i dont know your name but im assuming its austin cause your the biggest jerk ever!

by reproductive organs February 21, 2009