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Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.
Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019
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sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober
bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.
by weed doctor November 23, 2011
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Anonymous Shade

Person 1: Mate, you simp for Anonymous Shade too much
Supporter shade: But her voice is so nice!!
by _Rainbowww_ April 9, 2021
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5pm Shade

When you subtly talk shit about (or insult) someone’s facial hair between 5:00pm to 5:59pm.
(At 5:05pm) Elli, “Wow! You shave every day and you still look like that?!?!”

Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”
by UltraMegaChcken March 26, 2021
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kill shade

Generally an African American dominated area of a community where a lot of crimes happen, mostly murders.

(Kill)=murders (shade)= a darkened out area, in this case a black community
"Ey we finna head down to the 7/11 or what?"

"Nigga you crazy, that's right in the kill shade! You'll be starin down the barrel of a choppa in two minutes!“
by Korbin the iceman November 18, 2013
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Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011
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Shade Down

similar to a show down, a shade down is when girls get in an argument but are to passive aggressive confront each other, resulting in the ultimate staring contest of contempt.
why do Suzy and Lily keep staring at each other like that?

Lily splashed some mud at Suzy, they are in a shade down.
by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015
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