Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.
Tossing salad
Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!
Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch
Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!
Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch
by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013
Get the Tossing Saladmug. Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
by LiVee March 10, 2008
Get the lame saladmug. by El Dorko March 23, 2009
Get the Dick Saladmug. A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011
Get the American Saladmug. by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
Get the pubey saladmug. Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
by S.Mendez June 16, 2010
Get the Tard Saladmug. by Hog but March 1, 2016
Get the jerusalem saladmug.