Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District

Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.

BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.

by peppapigissexy October 11, 2023

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St. John Regional School

A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."

Welcome to St. John Regional School . The dump of Concord NH.

by JohnCena029346 December 8, 2021

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Sandburg Regional Highschool

Sandburg Regional Highschool is a mixed bag, it's full of students with large ambition, inner strength and smarts and intelligence. A lot of people here are mostly misguided and make stupid and rash decisions because of it, but as we all know that's just apart of growing up. The staff are typically pretty understanding, especially the hallway paras. The place is actually surprisingly welcoming despite it being an alternative school. The only annoying part of being there is the lunches, the constant drama and gossip, the fights, and people who just can't get a handle on their smoking habits and decide to give everyone second hand exposure to their joints and carts at the start and end of the day on the bus.

person 1: dude, sometimes I hate Sandburg Regional Highschool students. did you hear about what happened in the girls bathroom?
person 2: what? no what happened?
person 1: yeah pretty much a girl lit toilet paper on fire and thought it'd be funny.
person 2: what a fucking dunce, no wonder the bathrooms were locked down.

(this is actually something that happened here LOL)

by vuralynn March 26, 2025

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lakes region community college

the ball crushing factory

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024

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penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.

"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."

by peppodo the third February 22, 2017

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