Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 02, 2015

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Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas October 20, 2008

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Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

by Caresters August 06, 2008

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fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.

Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate

by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017

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Over the Net

A sexual position popular in the US and parts of Canada with highly functioning couples who enjoy using tennis balls and racquets as props. This is largely believed to be the origin of the phrase "LOVE-LOVE" in tennis scoring.

Man, the moment my partner took me Over the Net, there was no going back.

by PlayaLady June 09, 2023

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