nose miner

A child.

That snot-nosed nose miner!

by Ereck Flowers August 20, 2017

Coal Miner

When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky

DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .

by Whatdagaming April 18, 2016

Eye Miner

When you drill or blow up a dead person's eyes repeatedly until you reach the brain.

Necrophils are mostly eye miners.

by NewBuildmini October 19, 2016

alaskan miner

When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.

I gave her the Alaskan miner last night.

by Diicienskaoi May 27, 2016

Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Mineral Deposit

When one deficates in the geology department's bathroom on campus.

Guy1: Oh man! I have to shit bad!

Guy2: So go take a shit??

Guy1: Yea I will, I just hope I can make it to the geology building. I'm going to leave them a mineral deposit!

by Burminator May 3, 2009