Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."

by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025

Dark Labs

Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.

I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.

by genericnoname May 1, 2023

Lab Licker

The female equivalent of "Poll Smoker".

A woman or man who eats pussy or performs oral sex on a woman with great enjoyment.

I ate Tina's pussy so well, I bet she is thinking I was a lesbian lab licker in a previous life.

by UrbanAndy November 13, 2011

Lab Coke

Lab Coke is code for 4F-MPH. 4F-MPH helps you study at 5mg to 15mg. At 15mg to 30mg+, it gets you high. Lab Coke is combined with vodka shots (Ethanol) and beers (Ethanol) to create 4F-EPH in a similar way to how Cocaine plus Ethanol create Cocaethylene.

I'm snorting Lab Coke (4F-MPH) and drinking Vodka shots and beers. Yeah, Lab cocaethylene (4F-EPH)!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2024

Lab

Thinking, the lab is my mind. Planning, working on the formula.im cooking my future. "Always Smoke in the Lab"

Please don't disturb me I'm in my lab thinking

by Gettit June 1, 2021

Wax Lab

A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.

“Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net

by $$2th$$ October 30, 2021

Lab Rat

someone who blindly follows their government direction and takes an un-tested and un-approved drug while signing away all of their legal protections at the same time... you used to get paid for stuff like that.... just saying

Hey man I saw the Lab Rat line at the China Virus Clinic is down to 3 hours, let’s go get stuck!

by Masked Ahole May 20, 2021