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silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob
by 1rand0m February 2, 2024
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hersey hummer

When you're getting a blow job and accidentally shart in her face
Melvin are too much chili, and surprised Christina with a Hersey hummer while she sucked him off
by RCJ931 January 20, 2017
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hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010
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Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016
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Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.
This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.
by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013
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Dummer Hummer

used to comment on a stupid thing that has been done
by 2ndSite October 1, 2021
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