Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

Dog honk

Dog shit

For the love of Mary I've just stood in a steaming pile of dog honk

by Kiki1111 October 4, 2021

Honk Button

A car horn..I couldn't think of the name for it...sue me.

Hey Cole hit the honk Button!

by 13 March 26, 2003

Badonka-honk

when a motor vehicle honks at a slow-walking, fat-assed woman who don't think crossing signals apply to her

That cabbie totally badonka-honked that big-ass bitch backing up traffic.

by pedestrian67 April 5, 2010

Ass Honk

Leaning against the horn in the steering wheel of a car with your anus, consequently resulting in a honking of the horn.

I made an ass honk trying to grab my bag of weed from the glove compartment.

by Jeopard December 3, 2010