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texas hold em

A version of poker, most notably the variant played at the world series of poker.

Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.

Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.
It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.
by Hyland February 2, 2004
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Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
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University of North Texas

A university north of Dallas in Denton. It is one of the best music colleges in the country. It is best known for its jazz program (the first in the country) and is considered one of the best. It has also increased spending for the science departments which are considered fairly good. Though they have a high acceptance rate, the musicians accepted into the performance program are at the level of a conservatory.

It is currently working on attaining the tier one status, and is one of the front runners in the state of Texas, including UTD and UTA. It is currently ranked very high on the list of Texas colleges and universities.

Due to the age of the campus, it has many older buildings in the presence of newer buildings creating a disjointed look to the campus. However, the most recent additions to the campus are aesthetically pleasing (such as Honors Hall and the Murchson Performing Arts Center. as well as some of the older ones. Many parts require renovation.

The football team is also one of the worst in its division. Despite this, they have received funding for a new football stadium. In contrast, the basketball team is fairly good.
My friend just got into university of north texas for music. He must be good since this college is a juggernaut for music.

I go to Colburn but i know how good that school is.
by Might-o-con-...dria June 22, 2010
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Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008
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texas blow tourch

A texas blow tourch is when a girl gives you a blow job after eating something spicy
yo i got a texas blow tourch after the wing bowl
by roy johnson June 14, 2010
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Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover
Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."
by Woody89 October 26, 2010
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Texas Sticky Bun

The Texas Sticky Bun (TSB), is where a man lies flat on his back while two girls back up ass to ass and rub his cock between their assholes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when two hot women at the bar wanted to give me Texas Sticky Buns.
by CheeSchmullKaos March 18, 2015
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