bomb a test

Depending on who you ask, it either means getting a great score or getting a horrible one (usually the latter)

Example 1: I'm totally going to bomb a test!
Example 2: I'm totally going to bomb a test.

by phalanxicator February 13, 2014

pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.

shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!

by [zz] February 7, 2009

The "Piece of Shit" Test

When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.

I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

beep test

the stupidist thing known to man created by gym teachers (stupidest people known to man, other than the town dunce that is...) to tortue and embarass thier students.

"its the beep test today!"
"i hate my life."

by Jack the Ripper February 21, 2005

drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005

Test Bite

What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.

Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.

by Beanstalker March 25, 2010