teleased

past tense of telease(to bust a nut)

another definition is to shoot web

oh man,I just saw some great p00rn on 4chan and I teleased all over my keyboard!!

by the real doodooface April 24, 2008

telebation

What many TV personalities do to glorify themselves. essentially masturbating in front of the world. It is also what Miss America does every year when she pours her heart out about helping poor kids in africa.

tipper gore telebated all over dee snider. telebation

by toolate2bup February 28, 2010

telecommunicatively

Telecommunicatively. when one communicates to another person via Telecommunications, they are communicating telecommunicatively

Scott Never answers his phone, he is the most telecommunicatively rude person I have ever met.

by TravICE July 21, 2010

Tele Fucking

The act of calling someone to engage in phone sex

I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love

by Mercedes Belle August 22, 2011

Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017

Teele

Teele is the best person you will ever meet. She always wants to make you happy and doesn't want you to be sad. She is very funny and makes your days better. Teele has blonde hair and most likely is quite short. She is very sociable and talks to new people easily. She might not keep her best friends for long but when you are her bestie, it's the best thing ever. She always listens to you and helps if she can.

1:Wow is that Teele?
2:Yes!! I hope we can become friends with her! I'd love to have a friend like her.
1: Me too!

by yalleluujah November 30, 2019

Emily Anne Teale

EMILY: Kind hearted and compassionate. Usually has deep brown/green eyes, and beautiful features. Very nice, fun loving and a hardworking kind of girl. Some are slightly crazy and others are very imaginative, easily distracted but amusing. Overall, she is a very colorful kind of person. Never provoke an Emily though, or prepare to face anger.

ANNE: A classy girl with a crazy side, and lives up to her name. Occasionally she just has to let loose.

TEALE: Beautiful but very shy on the outside, but get ready for some crazy shit once you get to know her!

Person A: Dude. She's insane!
Person B: But she's so pretty!!!
Person A: Probably an Emily.

Guy A: Dude! What happened to you?!
Guy B: Emily....
Guy A: O.o

Emily Anne Teale

by DanceWarrior December 9, 2012