testicle paint

another word for cum

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint

by James Hendry August 21, 2003

testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.

Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

testicleez

testicleez was my gaming alias for many years until some prick stole it recently on gamespy. because he pays an annual fee to use gamespy, he was given the name and it was taken away from me, even though i had been using it for years. if whoever stole my alias ever reads this, i hope you burn for eternity. Or kindly change your name to something else so i can have my beloved alias back.

Testicleez was my alias until some jerk ripped it off from me.

by the REAL Testicleez December 20, 2003

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003

Testicle

What tests are if quizzes are quizzical.

If quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle!

by Testy Cull October 18, 2012