Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

technite

1. The name given to a student that goes to Brooklyn Technical High School or Brooklyn Tech in New York City.
Technite sounds so much cooler than techie yo.

2. A person who is nerdy, sleep deprived, and socially inactive as a result from going to Brooklyn Tech.

I'm a technite and proud of it. We're SO better than Stuy people.

by lalalalalalalala January 16, 2006

Techdick

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.

"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.

by D & C February 25, 2008

West Career and Technical Academy

A magnet high school in Summerlin, Las Vegas that is swarmed with a majority of shallow faggy rich kids from Palo Verde and annoying hipster Asians. The teachers are very cool and sometimes hot, but the workload and amount of homework are almost unbearable. We barely have any school spirit and we think our mascot (the Wrangler) is lame, but we all still stay here after we say we're going back to our home schools. Gotta love those laid-back school-wide PBLs, the teachers going down the halls on scooters, and how your parents are so proud of you for going to a geeky $83.5 million school.

Rich white kid: "Uggh, I gotta go to West Career and Technical Academy."

Asian kid: "At least there's laptops in every single classroom so we can watch vids on Youtube the entire day."

by sameintheend November 6, 2011

TechiTeen

A Teenager part of a expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.

Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call a TechiTeen!

by Cheetuh088 March 6, 2009

non-technical managers

A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.

The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does

by Fuil September 25, 2005

Ghetto-teching

the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.

"Hell yea we are Ghetto-teching this float"

by IIILucasIII December 1, 2009