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There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.
Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.
by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018
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trod's tears

the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.
xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.
by edgii June 30, 2019
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tearable

Women's clothing that looks to be easily removed.
That shirt she wore was so skimpy it was tearable.
by j1020angel January 19, 2008
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shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text
person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
by isorib July 17, 2022
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Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
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Tears

The means by which masculine will power is overcome by feminine water power.
"Hey did you see the tears on Jim's face?"

"Yeah, and if I never saw his junk in the gym locker room, I would say he's a woman."
by tomrom September 26, 2013
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Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views
Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears
by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020
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