tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Taxed out

Burdened, to the point of exhaustion

Shortened from "taxed out of existence"

My boss kept me late every night this week, and I'm feeling a bit taxed out.

by GargantuWife May 16, 2016

bitch tax

Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.

John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.

Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.

Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!

by outofspite September 27, 2013

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Fanum tax

I want to fucking die what the fuck does this mean

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
you're so skibidi
you're so fanum tax
I wanna be your sigma

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 October 17, 2023

tax porn

Tax law changes with supporting anecdotes or cases sited where they are almost unbelievable and yet true.

"Did you see this juicy bit of tax porn? HIE Holdings, Inc. v. Comm. TCM 2009-130? The dude tried to hide money from his wife by setting up a shell company with his mistress where she billed out $20K a month for fake coffee beans and pretended to buy arcade games! For $20,000 a month he should have bought some of the arcade games."

by Slanginfoguy January 1, 2021