Cheet-tar 

The tar like residue left on your fingers from eating a cheeto.

After eating a bag of cheetos puffs bobbie licked his fingers clean of the cheet-tar

Cheet-tar by radio guy November 6, 2010

kay-tar 

the slightly evolved ancestor of a rare screeching monkey: has poor motor skills and short term memory. slightly less hairy than the average primate.

a kay-tar often exemplifies bad judgement and does NOT make good choices.

is well known for dumbass remarks and meek understanding or jokes, unless they directly include the word "penis", or any other form or genitalia.

uses monkey-like reflexes to promptly hit balls that may be flying at her face. (most often volleyballs)

so, basically, generally amazing and beautiful. :)

A)

clara: KAY-TAR YOU FUCKING BABOON! get your hairy ass over here!

kay-tar: haha...wait what?

clara: ooooh my lordie.

B)
carrie: make good choices!

kay-tar: i wont! :)

C)
clara: so, dickfuck, whats faster than a speeding bullet?

dickfuck: idk, what?

clara: a jew with a coupon.

everyone: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

kay-tar:.........haha.......i dont get it.

clara: kay-tar...just go hit some balls or something.

kay-tar: hahahahaha balls....(:

kay-tar by sugarlesshigh December 14, 2010

Ass Tar 

A combination of thick shit and sweat compounded into one's butt crack.

John held his poop in all day, therefore creating Ass Tar.

Ass Tar by Kekfjjtkf January 5, 2017

Ass tar 

The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.

Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.

Ass tar by scythe74 November 23, 2018

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses 

What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

IWI Tavor/Tar-21 

This is a 5.56x45mm caliber bull pup rifle developed by the Israelis and includes a 30 round magazine. Additionally the common Israeli infantry rifle has automatic and semi-automatic capabilities.

The IWI Tavor/Tar-21 is a common infantry rifle used by the Israeli military.

IWI Tavor/Tar-21 by Couldn’t think of a name December 4, 2020

La Brea Tar Shits 

The tarry black dookie of a newborn baby or an adult after some misadventure.

After a night of Pabst drafts and White Castle burgers, I have a case of the La Brea Tar Shits!

La Brea Tar Shits by fannyblaster3000 October 15, 2021