by wone May 6, 2008
Get the blue tangerine mug.A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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by HaeZ February 22, 2007
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Gary: hey, look at that crazy man standing at the bus stop.
Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
by tyman the man of the moon April 11, 2011
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