tallahasse oatmeal

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal

by motoboat August 8, 2010

Tallahassee

1. The capitol of Florida where FSU is located.

People in Tallahassee are either the students of FSU/TCC and/or black/rednecks.

2. the top-ten "most boring city" in the United States.

The only entertainment you could find here are the strippers and the prostitutes.

1. Go to prison rather than living in Tallahassee.

by tight pussy 850- March 22, 2009

Taliah

A girl who is not cognizant of her ratchetness . Goes by the alias of Nicki Revlyn . She believes everyone likes her & wants to get with her , which obviously is false . She majors in pseudology - the art of lying . She is also one who is prominent , if you will . As well as , she has a best friend ( whose name we shall not mention ) , who is the ideal women for any "hipster" boy .

Jane : So i was at Taliah's house yesterday ...
Riley : EW . WHY ?
Jane : She had me buy her a pregnancy test .
Riley : Seems accurate .

by It's Me Doe . March 6, 2013

Taleaha

Your very outgoing! Your not popular but not no popular ethier. You always want to be the center of attention and you have a big curiosity!

Your acting like Taleaha

by Exoticbutters May 21, 2021

tallahasse turnpike

man what the fuck u think it is

"hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"you fuckin snake"

by i am god . June 27, 2020

Tallahassee Sammich

While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass

"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"

by Samuraijake January 19, 2010

Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo

The act of two nude male, one of which is in a sitting position on top of the others shoulders, who run around for as long as they can before being stopped. This is a "Tallahassee Roundup". After 2 minutes of the aforementioned action, they now have the entered the "Tallahassee Rodeo" stage and continue to run until fatigue ensues or they are stopped.

Jared and Tim stripped down and Tim climbed atop Jared's shoulders getting ready to perform a Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo. Jared then proceeded to run as fast as he can, while Tim times them to see if they can make it past 2 minutes.

by heehoo April 13, 2011