Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field

Lets have tactical buttsex

by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.

I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics

by anonymous October 16, 2021

tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.

John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!

by vengeance of f January 27, 2011

megaman tactics

when your playing a boss on nintendo that kills your so quickly, your only hope to win is to ignore any attempts to avoid damage, but rather take the damage, and use the invincibility you get while blinking the few short seconds after taking the hit, to deal as much damage as possible before becoming vulnerable again, thus hopefully quickly finishing the opponent off before he gets a chance to kill you. Still this is no easy task, one must be brutal and deadly... all of which is the only way to beat certain bosses in the original NES megaman.

1st guy: holy shit, this boss is hard as shit! hes really fuuuucking me up, what should i do?!?
2nd guy : use MegaMan tactics!!!!!!!!!!

by guitarspen January 23, 2011