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Twilight

the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.
Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!
by Alla is mother russia :] August 5, 2010
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Twilighter

A sane fan of Twilight.

"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."

-www.TwilightSucks.com
I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.

Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
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twilight

The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"

Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 September 24, 2011
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Twilight

Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011
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twilight

similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
by jbskillet44 April 17, 2011
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Twilight

A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.
Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"
by Phantomlight March 30, 2019
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Twilight

1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.

2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."

2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
by VampireKittyCat December 15, 2012
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