TILF

Teddy I'd like to fuck

Dude i love your Teddy bear, yeah He's a TILF, i totally ripped his stuffing out the other day. Lets get a go on that!

by MONGOLOID JACK April 8, 2010

Tilts

A cocktail or drink. Derivitive of cocktails.

Who wants to go out for a few tilts?

Can be used as a verb, ie. go out and get a little tilts.

Or used as a verb to describe anything i.e., "I'm going to tilts on you."

by Matthew Adams April 19, 2004

tilt ya fitted

A song by Begetz

means to tilt your fitted hat to a certain side of your head

All my hood tilt ya fitted throw ya hat to the side if you with it

by Big Pimpin Wog May 25, 2006

Tilting

This is a term in poker used when a player starts playing worse after losing close/multiple hands. It's also said that a player is "on tilt".

This term comes from pinball machines. If you lifted or banged the machine too hard the "Tilt!" sign would light up, your controls would lock up, and you'd lose the ball in play.

Bill got his aces cracked again and he's tilting.

by Yobar-23 August 5, 2021

titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

by damutitface August 6, 2010

Hat Tilting

The act of tilting your hat in any direction other than the normal hat wearing position. Used by the majority of youth that wear hats. Some may be able to pull it off, and others look like they're just too stupid to put their hat on straight.

Cool person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: High five!

Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

tiltawhirl

When a girl sits on your penis and proceeds to spin

My girlfriend would sit on my junk and do a tiltawhirl.

by Scrapdawg April 28, 2009