Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010

Flix of net

Netflix

Let's watch movies on the flix of net

by Jezij September 8, 2018

Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)

My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009

Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 1, 2021

Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018

Net positive

Viv for "pretty good"

That sex with Graham was net positive

by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022