thomas jefferson

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.

I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

by Demosthenes July 23, 2008

Eggs Danny Thomas

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...

He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...

by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

Thomas Echlund

Unnaturally small individual. Also goes by the name of "Tiny Tim from Smallville". His bestfriend is absolutely amazing. Her initials are MCH. She is drop dead sexy. Thomas attends Yulee High School in Northern Florida. His hobbies include Soccer, being a G, and attending to MCH's every beck and call.

"Wow, you haven't even grown an inch since freshman year! You must be a Thomas Echlund!"

by MC-Booty November 16, 2009

Thomas Budzise

A 11 year old boy that is mistaken as Justin Bieber and is loves to twit and is addited to cola!

Girl: so yesterday i went to walmart and i saw Justin bieber!
Other Girl: OMG no way!!
Girl: but it was just a Thomas Budzise drinking cola!:(

by iamdaniellen!! June 29, 2011

Thomasheen

''Small Thomas'' Thomas Jr
Son called it if his dad is called Thomas also
Mainly used in Ireland

Tell Thomasheen to come over here

by MikeOxlongIRE October 21, 2011

Thomas Cleverley

Thomas Cleverley is a special specimen of a human. He makes you feel safe and is lanky asf. He will turn you on with just a wink and will make your night special.

Thomas Cleverley makes me horny

by Horny225 July 18, 2018

Thomas stang

En ekkel dude som ikke klarer å holde juvelene hans i boksa. Han suger i fortnite og generelt alt av spill men har aldri sett værre i GTA. Han liker minecraft da som gjør han til en av de mest populære på skolen. Han har null venner bare en snill pen jente som heter Lisa. Hun er mye bedre i alle spill og thomas misunner henne. Lisa er en god venn eneste grunnen til at thomas ikke omskjærer seg er fordi Lisa voldtar han om han gjør det. Thomas ønsker å drepe seg selv men hver gang han prøver ser han dt vakre ansiktet til Lisa og tenker hvordan skal han leve uten henne.

Lisa- du er perfekt sånn du er Thomas stang.
Thomas- *gråter* nei jeg er mega taper

by Breezerinmyteezer October 8, 2018