Swinin' It

To contract the H1N1 flu, more commonly known as the "Swine Flu".

Teacher: Is lindsey here today?"

student: No, she's swinin' it. "

by noahah93 October 27, 2009

shining the pearl

Rubbing the clitoris

Oh baby i love when you are shining the pearl

by Smegma696969696969 January 15, 2016

SWINNING

It’s how you claim you’re always ’winning’ but you’ve done it by swindling others.

He has been swinning his entire adult life.

by @ThisTwitIsLit June 13, 2018

Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.

foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"

by tteeler March 30, 2009

Swinging

Have is sex with other people

Yes

Swinging

by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018

shining your wrists

Self harm, usually with a razor.

I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists

by Colkycop August 7, 2019

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007