Swine Iron

Male sexual genitalia used exclusively for intercourse with the morbidly obese.

Tammy had a lot of personality, so Ted pulled out his swine iron.

by Onz October 15, 2004

swine flucation

The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.

Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.

We have nothing planned for the kids during their Swine Flucation, since the schools closed.

by matadorcab May 1, 2009

Swine Flu

The feeling one gets the morning after getting wasted and realizing they had sex with a fat girl.

"I got hammered last night, and when I saw what I woke up next to, I came down with a bad case of Swine Flu."

by mungraker May 31, 2009

Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.

Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.

by RamMan September 23, 2009

swinely president

A dirty, annoying, meddling class president.

Rich Nole is a filthy little swinely president.

by ballsack January 4, 2005

slam swine

a girl who acts like an animal (pig) and sleeps around with random guys, a girl u would like to fuck on the down low

girls in westchester are slam swine

by yeayeaandshit March 6, 2010

swine aids

it is a heavy form of swine flu that can be passed on heroditry. Basically a monkey and a pig had sex and then their baby was used in faunication by a man and swine aids was created. It affects the sexual organs and can caus your penis or nipples to swell and often fall off. There is no known cure.

"Damn honkey i got swine aids."

"That'll teach you to play with your sister, now your dicks' gonna fall off."

by CaptainPiggy December 31, 2009