swiftkaratechop

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.
He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

by invisiblenumbers June 11, 2009

SwiftGaia

A Mega Walls youtuber. Golem main known for his astounding talent of using Iron Punch whenever anyone is below 5 HP, which, combined with his deep voice, attracts many e-girls, such as Summer.

SwiftGaia is an intimidating player who has clutched many times. Don't mess with SwiftGaia, or he will /shout L on you.

-Ok, it's 1v17, easy win.
-Dude, the last guy standing is SwiftGaia.
-oh shit

by Quapan January 5, 2021

switch

A full auto selector for Glock pistols. It is considered a machine gun and illegal under federal law. Popular among thugs in chicago.

"Four Nick with a drum, a Glock with a switch
Made his ass run, but still, I won't miss" - PGF Nuk

by chiraq 59385 June 2, 2023

ghetto switchblade

box cutter

ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?

by sean July 2, 2004

African switch-up

The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.

Dude, I just ate some taco bell now I have to African switch-up!

That's disgusting, man!

by Fernando Matino November 4, 2012

Dimmer Switch

Her nipples are really hard. Poking thru her shirt. "The headlights are on"

That girl needs a dimmer switch.
nipples headlights boobs

by toypit June 16, 2016

Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

by Genius Khan September 28, 2018