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Sheened

Fucked up; intoxicated off alcohol and/or drugs and generally belligerant, a la Charlie Sheen. Usually involving greasing young sluts (whores, porn stars or otherwise).
"Dude, what happened to you this weekend? I called you ten times."
"Sorry... I got my tax refund back so I got completely fucking Sheened!"

"I cannot wait to get Sheened tomorrow"
by gang.green10 March 19, 2011
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Sheenis envy

the envy of all that is winning, you don't have tiger blood, you can't party like Charlie, you have no Goddess.....you are a troll
Chuck Lorre has an extreme case of Sheenis envy
by tgib April 1, 2011
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Seencucked

A term used to greatly annoy your friends when you are left on read on popular social media sites, such as facebook or others that indicate when the message recipient has read your message but fails to respond.
You: 2:11PM: Hey did you see that new movie yet? Want to go next week?

Friend: 2:15PM: * left on read *

You: 5:27PM: Seencucked again

Friend: 5:34PM: Seriously, dude? I was at work and apparently made the mistake of opening your message before responding. You're worse than my girlfriend!
by Androctonus November 9, 2019
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Charlie Sheen Shot

Similar to a 'body shot' but you snort cocaine off a hookers leg, drink booze from her belly button, and she won't let you kiss her.
"Did you see that girl back there? I want to do a 'Charlie Sheen Shot' on her!"

"Dude, that was a hooker"

"I know! That's why!"
by Inactive85 July 22, 2012
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How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.
Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM
by Zhivagoz August 24, 2008
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sheenanigans

The partaking of booze and drugs with prostitutes and/or porn stars.

Basically, partying the way Charlie Sheen would.
I pulled some serious sheenanigans last night with Four Loko, cocaine and Sasha Grey.
by Thants February 19, 2011
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Charlie Sheening

Dude, John is totally Charlie Sheening!
by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011
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