Smeaff

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

by dan vegas March 11, 2004

swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

by avnish May 12, 2010

Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021

sneaf

A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.

His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.

by neil November 1, 2004

swear to gog

To be lying, but want to make an effort to show you are not by swearing....but to 'gog,' and not God, but most people won't catch the word being replaced.

I used to date Beyonce and taught her how to sing. Foreal, I swear to gog, cuz.

by Ramal March 29, 2015

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015