swfferz

Swfferz (previously 1990s_; goes by swuffers & swufferz as well) is a popular TikToker who has amassed 100k+ followers for posting short (>1 minute) videos related to the history of the monkey species. Their videos of chimpanzees and apes gathering to dance seem to have gained them the most traction.

The admin is assumed to be a gorilla (unsure as they have not verified yet) based on their physical features. The gender is also a mystery as the overall face is very masculine, however, the body is feminine but on the bulkier side.

Person 1: Do you follow swfferz on TikTok?

Person 2: Nah. I'm not a fan of monkeys.

by 54YearOldC0000N April 29, 2022

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

scaffeling

being a broke bitch

why are you scaffeling,man?
im scaffeling this month because i lost my job

by dirtyhooker69420 October 6, 2022

swaffle

A baked egg dish originating in France and pronounced incorrectly.

Do ya’ll serve them fancy swaffles here?

by feelyhands December 5, 2022

Swiffer

Swiffer. A Swiffer Is Someone Who Swats An Entire Persons Family

Im A Professional Swiffer

by Swatfamous February 27, 2023

smaffer

the thing where the dog bark hurts the adult orphanage. Where the adult orphans r at.

when is the chip shop open?

smaffer

by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023

swafflebagging

Changing back and forth between swaffling and teabagging a partner or adversary either metaphorically or real.

Swafflebagging is fun between friends.

by slopsock69 June 2, 2023