A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.
by bucketkilla November 9, 2008
Get the dan sasquatch mug.A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.
by sgmpornstarr October 26, 2011
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Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.
by mott mikers November 18, 2018
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Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
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