surging sanders

When you come/cum out of nowhere

Ooops! Sorry, it was kind of a surging Sanders.

by Yellfire September 12, 2016

surging sanders

When your partner is not engaged in sex and off their guard, you ejaculation on them suddenly out of nowhere

My wife was bored folding clothes so I decided I should pull a surging Sanders on her, best idea ever!

by Shortywonbeathug September 18, 2016

surging sanders

1. When someone comes out of no where.
"surging Sanders"

Example Senator Bernie has been a surging sanders in this political election, no one was expecting quite this turn out Search www.BernieSanders.com

Example Senator Bernie has been a surging sanders in this political election, no one was expecting quite this turn out Search www.BernieSanders.com

by kellyspeaks September 21, 2016

surging sanders

An ejaculation out of nowhere after an unexpected rise in excitement.

As made popular by Trevor Noah on the Daily Show's "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" @0:29

Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders. So is ur mom! Buh duhm tssssshhh.

by MilkEyedMender October 14, 2016

Surging Sanders

When somebody over the age of 60 pops a random boner for the first time in a long time.

My grandpa got a Surging Sanders while watching Price is Right. Gross!

by brickcheddar September 21, 2016

surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is when you come out of nowhere.

A surging sanders has taken the lead in the most recent polls, with a double-digit advantage.

by Dreadhawk177 September 22, 2016

F- Surge

The defining moment when on facebook that you feel like facebook came alive and every one of your friends that are online are actually participating instead of just viewing pics and laughing at inside jokes, but then the scocializing stops in a way that feels like if facebook died.

This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.

Facebook went from alive to really slow at 3 am? Ah, yes. The F- Surge. Have you tried adding more chicks on your account?

by Sonarius July 3, 2011