Sumeet

Beautiful girl, smart, sarcastic, funny loves a good sense of humour, music, and knows what's good One of the best people you'll ever meet #genius #sexy

Damn Sumeet always poppin

by Real shit I'm sayin March 13, 2017

smedim

it's way too small

( small and medim at the same time)

yo that shirt is a smeduim

by jazmin August 25, 2004

smeding

to stick your own finger up your own anus whilst having oral sex performed upon you.

oh i am a little drunk , in order for me to sex wee will you smed me..

before "smed me"
during " smeding"

after "smeded"

by majorbunker January 22, 2010

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

suede

adj. -New, fresh, looking good

"Whoa that coat is straight suede, how much did it cost?"

by OGsoulskata August 2, 2016

Mr. Right Someday

A man may be labelled 'Mr. Right Someday' if a man/woman thinks that right now he isn't an ideal partner but knows he could be her/his 'Mr Right' someday in the future.

Linda: "So why are you guys not in a relationship?"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"

by Bananasandpears September 21, 2012

Smeddles

1. A small animal from the furthest reaches of the globe
2. A nickname for those that are ginger but attmept to hide it in some way i.e. dying their hair
3. In some cultures it can be taken as a compliment or term of endearment

1. 'holy crap! 'Tis a Smeddles!'
2. 'look at the ginger dude pretend hes blonde what a smeddles!'
3. 'I love you smeddles'

by Rodderz April 17, 2005