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Strange Pussy

(Noun)

New pussy that you haven't smashed yet, instead of your
Girlfriends same ol' blown out
Stanky vaginal orifice.
Example: "Bro me and my lady have been doin good, goin on 5 years now... But I could use some STRANGE PUSSY every now & then."
by CaliKing420 October 26, 2013
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Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.
by Senshi March 1, 2005
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The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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stranger crush

n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush
1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.

2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!
by a_wrighter March 24, 2009
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stranger danger

A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.
Watch out for stranger danger, he's coming up behind you.
by steviec February 27, 2004
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Doctor Strange

played by benedict cucumberpatch, doctor strange is the sexiest sorcerer in marvel. He has the ability to impregnate on site.
“hey have you seen doctor strange?”
“yeah. I’m now 9 months pregnant... oh shit i think my water broke!”
by dooshmachine September 5, 2021
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stranger in the tub

refers to using the other hand while masturbating.

From the episode of Family Guy in which Chris becomes popular. Meg asks Neil Goldman for a favor, and in return Neil is awarded the privilege of thinking about Meg in the tub later that night. In response to this, he says "I might even go lefty tonight....ooh, stranger in the tub."
Meg: Thank you so much Neil!
Neil: So this means I get to think about you tonight in the tub, right?
Meg: Ugh, okay Neil.
Neil: I might even go lefty tonight...ooh, stranger in the tub.
by Turd P Ferguson September 6, 2009
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