stomped a bird

when you get rid of some annoying person in your life

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick

by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017

Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018

stumplennium

When you ask a tech question that a millennium can't answer

When I asked the sales clerk where to find an AC adapter. The staff were in a state of stumplennium until the manager was called.

by Mom chat November 16, 2018

Stumplet

A small chunk of hair

“Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”

by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018

Slomple

When someone is extremely tired and they trip constantly.

“Yeah he was in a complete slomple mood that glorious bastard.”

by The BooneDocks April 29, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019