running stomach

When you have watery shits.

I had a running stomach right after I ate the cafeteria pizza.

by @HerRoyalHighness March 12, 2017

stomach nut

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible

"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"

by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008

sewage stomach

When a girl gets a stomach ache after receiving anal sex, then immidatly giving a blow job.

Sara had to go home cause she got sewage stomach... her man probably put it in her butt, and back in her mouth.

by mehay January 4, 2005

stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

by recon_scout March 3, 2011

Stoich

(Pronounced "stoysh")

A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.

Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.

Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"

by ajose December 27, 2007

bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.

Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.

by William OReilly April 1, 2010

stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.

My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.

by Ammered April 11, 2005